Long time gone...

Hola all. Well, much to tell. First, I know I've been negligent in posting fresh journal entries, (WAAAHHHH, JIMMY NO UPDATE, WAAAHHHH!), and I have a reason. My wonderful new Dell laptop went the way of Tookie Williams, meaning DOA. It took a while to move all my data and crap to my wife's laptop, but, it's done, so I'll be able to update with a bit more frequency.

"Holiday" was great, and I hope you all had a merry "Holiday" as well. Ended up scorin' an Xbox 360 from my family, and let me tell you, it's ALL it was cracked up to be. On "Holiday" morning, my eyes lit up like a meth addict with a box full of stolen vcr's at a pawn shop, (Jeez, that was a stretch!). Plugged into the Hi Def, (because, you know, that's how I roll), and I spilled a little seed into my Hanes. Man, did I just set myself up for a home invasion robbery or WHAT?

So, pregnancy is going AWESOME. It's really difficult to wrap my mind around the fact that in one month, I'll be a father. I mean, I know EVERYONE feels this way, but I HONESTLY feel like I'm 17 still, (excluding my penis, it still feels 11). But by the grace of God I found a woman who brings out the 30 year old in me, and has made it so that family and comedy can co-exist... in the same way that Jesus and Santa have seemed to work things out. I love my wife so much, (go ahead, gag!).

Had a really busy December working the road. I know how much you all LOVE pictures, so, here they come...


Yea though I drive through the valley of the shadow of death...


I wonder if they sell Karma Chameleons?


Who knew my car kept up with current events?


They're also experts at trimming bush!


Turns out, Columbus was WRONG!


Like every city, this is what Seattle looks like to a comic.

So, there you have it. OH, I'll be featuring tonight and tomorrow at the Fat Cat in Modesto. I love that club, and, tomorrow is the New Years Eve show, so, GET YOUR ASSES OUT AND SUPPORT! Either way, keep checking back, and, thanks for a great year. Your support really makes this whole crazy life easier, and I owe each and every one of you. Do me a solid, and have a great 2006!